who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
does it have wifi
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”
i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication
screw you guys
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
let’s make this the post with the most notes ever.
Almost 13 million
13 million and counting.
what the hell did this even start as
If you haven’t listened to this song, you really should.
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.