It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.
same goes for students at schools
I just realized how fucked up that is wow.
- me when i get home: i'm gonna do the laundry and finish my homework early and write a chapter and draw a picture and cook dinner and go to sleep early
- me: *opens laptop*
- me: fuck.
last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between
so much music to listen to
so many books to read
so many films to watch
and my years on this planet are numbered and it makes me so sad that so many songs will go unheard, so many books will go unread and so many films will go unseen and after i am gone, there will be even more i will never get the chance to experience.
- me: i really have to stop swearing, okay i'll start now.
- me: *trips over something*
- me: you fucking son of a bitch.
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY